| 1 October, 1975 |
[07 Jul 2008|08:48pm] |
Um I don't know if this thing is working or not, but Professor Humperdink likes men and Professor McGonagall is really fit. Did that work? I hope not. Um. Sorry, Professor. That's not true. I hope it isn't true. Not that, you know, if it is I'd... Is it? And McGonagall. Oops. I don't really like McGonagall like that.
I think it's working. I thought mine was the only one that didn't, but I think I must have been doing something wrong. What am I supposed to say in this thing, go on about house pride? Or talk about homework? Or something like that? Help me, someone? I hope I'm not making a complete idiot of myself.
Maybe I should talk about something. How about... I don't really understand how divination works. I mean, looking at funny splodges in teacups and pretending they mean things. And with crystal balls, all I ever see are weird misty blobs that float around and look about as bored as I'm feeling. And the professor is a bit creepy. Is there some sort of secret on it that I'm missing? Or is it just the gift?
So, uh, Gryffindor rules!
Peter McGonagall Knickers Pettigrew
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